a little bit o this, a little bit o that

Apologies to Jay for thieving but there's no better blog name when you're all over the place.
Let's discuss some of the things I've noticed over the last couple of days. By discuss I mean I'll write them down, you can read them...

First and foremost:
I was running on the treadmill at the gym this week and Ellen was on. (She's awesome, shut up) Anyway, the sound was on but the closed caption was also running and for the first time ever I realized how little consideration deaf people get. Have you ever paid attention to the closed captioning? It's absolutely horrible. First of all they are at minimum two minutes behind the actual spoken word. Then when a commercial comes it just cuts off, leaving them completely clueless as to how any conversation ends. The worst part is whenever music is being played on the screen all they show is little music notes. This basically says, "Hey deaf people, we're playing music right now. It's beautiful, but you'll never know what it sounds like." It's so incredibly insulting. In this day and age where technology is advancing so quickly how has C.C. not been improved upon yet? There are gadgets that will read your emails to you while you're in the car; you can't tell me advances can't be made to improve the television watching experience for the dead. Don't believe me? Try watching even one show with the C.C. on. It's impossible to really understand what's going on.


- If they can create Neapolitan ice cream can't they do the same for protein powder? I'm so tired of having 25 straight vanilla milkshakes before I get to switch things up.

-As I've been telling my friends all week, Download music by the band Fun. They're absolutely amazing.

-If you want to have some good old fashion fun I recommend going to a minor league hockey game. It's like being back in high school. You get to heckle the other teams goalie, cheer on the little kids at intermission, and yell way too loudly for a three dollar t-shirt shot out of a gun that looks like it should be in Megaman X.

-Antwan Jamison went 0-12 in his Cavaliers debut... Has it been thirty days yet? I want to hear Z say, "What's up Lebronnnnnn" again :(.

-Has anyone else ever realized how hard it is to clean a flask? It's literally next to impossible. I'm terrified to put soap in it because you can't see inside. I envision making a rum and coke....and dial. Not as tasty as it sounds.

-I challenge anyone to watch an Olympic Curling match and not become a fan. Well, I challenge anyone to watch it with my group of friends down here in Cincy and not become a fan. In related news, we're starting a Curling team but those 42 pound stones are around $500 bucks a piece. That being said, we're now accepting sponsorships for our curling team!


Huge shout out to my best friend and original bromance Joe Bott and his new fiancee' Lindsay Yost! Congrats guys! I'm pumped and honored to a part of all the festivities!


Enjoy your weekend everyone... Have some Gluten for meg and I!

Best man out.